(Click to hear Lavander read his ballad.)

Today is Scott's last day of college
So Scott decides to come home
He's very excited to go see his girlfriend
He hated to leave her alone

Scott was really in love with his girlfriend
He loved her beautiful eyes
He loved her smile, her touch, her hair even
the curve of her thighs

When he got in town he went to her house
He noticed a brand new car
So Scott goes up to the house window and there's
His best friend Lamar

Scott knocks on the door filled with rage
his girlfriend opens the door
Scott yells what's Lamar doing here, and she
yells I don't love you any more

So Scott runs to his car and he starts to fall
and he starts to cry
So there lies Scott on the ground
wishing that he could die.